Me: I made it home. Did you get to work on time?
Ches: Yup. Even a few minutes early. How was your shot?
Me: Not bad at all. It was in my bum, which is plenty padded.
Ches: Haha thats great. I hate shots in the bum.
Me: Better than shots in the face :) (This was clever because he had been shot twice in the face at paintball the night before, and was sporting some obvious marks)
Ches: Lol. too shae
Me:............. You mean touche? :D
Ches..........I've heard it both ways.