Me: My nose is running running running. I gotta go wipe it.
Ches: Then we can go sit on the bed and watch Doctor Who on your computer.
Me: Do I have to wear my pants?
Ches: No. Are you tired of them?
I mean really. Don't you get tired of wearing pants?
20 September 2012
Your first step to bad mothering is to wait until your child is three months old, and looks super different from when he was born to have your first photo shoot.
Secondly you are afraid of taking photos of your child period because you worry people will look at them and say, its too bad that mom stinks at taking photos because that baby is as cute as a cuddly kitten.
Third, you eat chocolate sometimes even though it makes him throw up because he smiles while he throws up and you REALLY needed it.
Number four, you let your child remain in a onsie that has been saturated in more than two body fluids throughout the day.
Last, you blog while he is cooing and smiling and just begging for your attention two feet away from you.