Disclaimer: You really might not want to know this.
Ches: Don't you hate it when you sit on the toilet so long that you get that ring on your bum? I mean, sometimes you just get distracted with what you are reading, and when you finally get up your are practically sealed down.
Me: Um. That is weird.
Ches: That happened to me one time at elk camp, which was even worse because we just have a seat that we put over a hole, and the flies crawl on you.
Me: On your bum?
Ches: Yes. It kind of feels like this...(he tries to tickle my behind. I don't like being tickled.He got smacked.)
Me: You are WEIRD, but I like you.