*If you don't like potty talk, I recommend scrolling down to a different post.
Ches: I have to go to the bathroom
Me: Do you care if I come in to brush my teeth?
Ches: I don't think you'll want to.
Me: Oh THAT kind of bathroom visit.
Ches: It was the icecream.
Me: If it does that to you, why do you eat it?
Ches: That is like asking me why I breath.