Bedtime Conversations: Five minutes ago, Rootbeer float night, potty talk

*If you don't like potty talk, I recommend scrolling down to a different post.

Ches: I have to go to the bathroom

Me: Do you care if I come in to brush my teeth?

Ches: I don't think you'll want to.

Me: Oh THAT kind of bathroom visit.

Ches: It was the icecream.

Me: If it does that to you, why do you eat it?

Ches: That is like asking me why I breath.

.....touché