23 May 2012

Bedtime Conversations: This Very Night, concerning animal attacks, She's the Man, and me? or the raccoon?

Me: I'm not quite sure how you can still find me attractive with this weird shape and large size my body has taken on.

Ches: I know what your body is doing. Besides, I always think you're hot. Raccoon scratches and all.
 (can you guess what those are? hm??)

Me: My body is pretty much going to be deformed for the rest of my life now. I'm going to have to learn to be okay with it. What would you do if the raccoon had attacked my face?

Ches: I'd kiss the crap out of it.

1 comment:

Wes and Dani said...

Haha! I call mine my zebra stripes. :) Mine were so bad that for the last couple of weeks they were all raised and horribly painful and itchy like big welts! And yeah, you will have them forever...so it's a a good thing Ches approves. :)