Elvish: I don't want to be full Elf, because who really wants to live forever. I just want to look super young always. Also, their ears are the greatest.
Antelope: I don't think I've ever posted about my inability to run, let alone do it in a graceful fashion.
Narnian: Don't you wish you know what that horse was saying right before you got booted off?
Genius: Not full, because sometimes a lot they turn out awkardish. I only want to be award enough to keep superficial people away.
Horse: Because centaurs are cool.
Actress: Then I could be in Dr. Who and pretend it is super real without getting all caught up in that yucky fame nonsense. Also, I nominate myself for leading lady in the next (G-rated) James Bond movie)
Mad: You see so many things you wouldn't see otherwise