That was the mosquito. In my face. In the dark.
Wife: We're probably going to get bitten in the face ALL NIGHT.
Husband: I HATE these stupid bugs.
Buzzzzzzzzzzzz. buzzzz. buzzzzzzzzz.
Wife's face gets whipped by the corner of a lava-lava leaping out of bed.
Lights flash. Chord whipped out. Connections connected.
Wife's incessant "drunken with sleep" giggling.
Gained knowledge that said lava-lava gives husband a nice contour of the buttock. Wife did not think this was possible. She is pleased.