Last summer I wrote a post about Otter Pops,....
and then yesterday I ate twelve of them. TWELVE! I can't HELP myself.
They never make me sick, and they NEVER stop tasting delicious and feeling refreshing!
I am worried that this addiction that I have is what will send me spiraling down to the fiery depths of Hades realm for actively and willing participating in one of the seven deadly sins. GLUTTONY.
But even the prospect of that will not stop me because well.....it's really HOT down there, and even thinking about it makes my legs grow a mind of their own and walk straight to the freezer.
...THEN I have to throw my wrapper away, and the freezer is conveniently located just an arms length away from the garbage can. It's called feng shui people!
They EVEN crept into my engagement pictures!
* Three Otter Pops were consumed during the writing of this post. A Pink one, Blue one, and a green one. However, no otters were harmed in the making of this production.
and then yesterday I ate twelve of them. TWELVE! I can't HELP myself.
They never make me sick, and they NEVER stop tasting delicious and feeling refreshing!
I am worried that this addiction that I have is what will send me spiraling down to the fiery depths of Hades realm for actively and willing participating in one of the seven deadly sins. GLUTTONY.
But even the prospect of that will not stop me because well.....it's really HOT down there, and even thinking about it makes my legs grow a mind of their own and walk straight to the freezer.
...THEN I have to throw my wrapper away, and the freezer is conveniently located just an arms length away from the garbage can. It's called feng shui people!
They EVEN crept into my engagement pictures!
* Three Otter Pops were consumed during the writing of this post. A Pink one, Blue one, and a green one. However, no otters were harmed in the making of this production.
1 comment:
I have lost my taste for them. I prefer plain ice these days. But are you a leftover otter pop juice drinker? That was the one thing I could never do. . . drink the left over juice. Weirdo huh.
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