Me: Heeeeey! I can see your face for the first time in daaaays.
C: (not looking at me) Hey beautiful girl.
Me: (waving my hand in front of the camera) Hello? Should I let you go? Is there something going on in there?
C: Oh, sorry. Its just that I haven't seen t.v. in forever!
Me: Excuse me? You haven't seen what in forever (I helped him by circling my face with my finger)? Want to try that again?
Boy, you're lucky I love ya! Its mostly just because you are so scrumptious to look at.