29 July 2012
I'm on my way to being an ancestor
I'm practically an expert on bringing up posterity.
Blankets CAN double as burp rags and.....vise-versa.
It is TOTALLY fine to giggle at a child while they are crying when it is completely cute.
Cleavage is the perfect spit-up collector.
Cow's have it tougher than I'd ever imagined.
Morning is the best time to display your underwear to the house.
Falling asleep with a baby laying on your chest is close to the most precious thing ever.
You WILL end up going for boogers with your finger because the booger-sucker is in the other room, and if you leave it he might suck it back up.
Throw-up is a most excellent accessory. It compliments every color.
Being a mom completely trumps not being a mom.