Wonder Sauna Hot Pants

I am not usually so upfront in my post titles, but there is no way to embellish or help you anticipate what I stumbled upon during a recent cyberjaunt

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I am fairly certain my life has changed.  

This glorious item targets all of my problem areas.  It says I can slenderize anywhere I want....

I wonder if it will work on my arm flaps...?

  Probably.  I mean, it does have a very official looking crest telling me this product is approved by the AAU.  

I may not know what that means, but this box also promises that I will look better-feel better- and that it will wake up my body.  

 It also holds the promise, "easy to inflate"

So if nothing else, if Ches and I ever have twins, we can just use it for a dual floaty device when we need that outing to the local pool.  

Win Win.