Thank you for letting me copy you. I like you.
Dear Bangs
Please stop blowing apart in the middle so that I look like I have drawn back curtain on my face.
Dear Gym
Will you stop being so unappealing please? Right now the couch is totally beating you.
Dear Favorite Yellow Shoes
I am sorry I had to leave you outside. If you had been more conducive to sock-wearing I might be able to keep you in my closet.
Dear Internet
You should reach just a tiny bit farther into my front room, so I can preserve my toosh from this unfriendly cement slab that is my front step.
Dear Pinky Toe
I am so sorry that half of your nail came off. The edge of that couch was closer than I calculated.
Dear Sunshine on My Face
You feel nice.
Dear Freezer
I am so glad that you are holding some pecan caramel ice cream for me. How nice.
Dear Chenyl and Mark Sam
I miss you. But mostly Chenyl. But I guess Mark Sam too....
because although I don't particularly miss this....
I miss this
And this.....VERY much
Dear Helicopter
Please be good while husband is flying you. I am rather fond of him, and would like him to be around long enough to see me become a good cook, so...a long time. And besides...
He's so....spectacular
Dear Bangs
Please stop blowing apart in the middle so that I look like I have drawn back curtain on my face.
Dear Gym
Will you stop being so unappealing please? Right now the couch is totally beating you.
Dear Favorite Yellow Shoes
I am sorry I had to leave you outside. If you had been more conducive to sock-wearing I might be able to keep you in my closet.
Dear Internet
You should reach just a tiny bit farther into my front room, so I can preserve my toosh from this unfriendly cement slab that is my front step.
Dear Pinky Toe
I am so sorry that half of your nail came off. The edge of that couch was closer than I calculated.
Dear Sunshine on My Face
You feel nice.
Dear Freezer
I am so glad that you are holding some pecan caramel ice cream for me. How nice.
Dear Chenyl and Mark Sam
I miss you. But mostly Chenyl. But I guess Mark Sam too....
because although I don't particularly miss this....
I miss this
And this.....VERY much
Dear Helicopter
Please be good while husband is flying you. I am rather fond of him, and would like him to be around long enough to see me become a good cook, so...a long time. And besides...
He's so....spectacular
4 comments:
I am soooooooo happy that I got mentioned on your blog. Huzzah.
Very Jimmy Fallon-esque. . . And anything jimmy fallon makes me smile. Then ad some Karlie Jean and I get a double smile!
And sometimes I should re-read my comments and make sure I add all of the D's to ad before I post! :)
I have those yellow shoes too! Also, the picture of your bangs made me smile.
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